1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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