so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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