Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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