then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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