No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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