Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
