let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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