She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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