And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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