Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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