The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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