just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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