oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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