member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
My dick has a subreddit
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
