just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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