Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Randomize
