do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Randomize
