So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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