I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
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