2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
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Wipe that smile off your face.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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