: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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