windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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