is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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