I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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