I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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