Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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