Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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