Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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