We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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