i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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