WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize