oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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