So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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