i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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