Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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