He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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