Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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