that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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