You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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