I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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