I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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