hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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