What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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