you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize
