Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Randomize
