I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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