Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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