I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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