I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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