Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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