But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
You are a genius and a whore.
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