The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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