fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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