how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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