Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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