Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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