That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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